Teenagers I don't hate

As I've mentioned on more than one occasion I hate teenagers.  I've hated them ever since I was one.  They're arrogant, rude, lazy, and smell bad.

Since going back to school I've been surrounded by the little bastards.  More times than I care to remember they've proven me right.  I've had disastrous group projects because they can't take a couple hours to do their part.  I've heard all of the rediculous boyfriend/girlfriend drama.  I've seen petty abusive pranks and insults that are rivaled only by what my friends and I do to each other.  The difference is these kids do it because they're idiot teens that don't know any better, my friends and I do it because we're adults and we do whatever the hell we want damnit!

I am however much more tolerant than I expected.  For the most part they are actually quite amusing, usually when they're trying not to be but whatever.  All of the stupidity that used to drive me crazy is mostly just harmless fun, or genuine stupidity that is still mostly harmless.

I have accidentally become quite fond of a few of the young people though.  My nephew isn't too bad, but that's mostly because I beat the stupid out of him.  It's always a great time when we get to do something though, he can be fun without being a little disrespectful careless douche, unlike most boys his age.

There's a girl in one of my classes, Bre, who is exactly what I want my daughter to be like if I ever have one.  She's funny, intelligent, innocent, and gullible enough to provide me with an endless source of laughter.

Another girl from school, Steph, isn't a teenager but close enough.  She usually acts older (except when it comes to guys, then she's pretty much full retard), and has been my lunch partner most of the semester.  We have a very similar sense of humor so we pick on the kids a lot.

And then there's my step-wifes daughter, Cait.  I like her because she knows that a woman's place is making me a sammich, she understands that Jesus loves Tim Tebow more than He loves Aaron Rodgers, and she has enough damn sense to know when I'm joking, unlike any of you that took the sammich comment seriously.

Really, if that made you mad then you are obviously a woman, and you should be making me a sammich right now instead of reading this.  That's just science.